May 14, 2012

My 90 years old friend

Name: Colonel Puran Chand Sethi
Born: 1922
Place: Dera Ismail Khan, North West Frontier Province, Pakistan
Trivia: I just attended his 90th birthday party!
























May 12, 2012

The US Visa form

What is your purpose of trip to the U.S (please select your visa type)

1. Foreign government official
2. Temporary business pleasure visitor
3. Treaty trader or investor
4. Fiance(e) or spouse of a U.S. citizen
5. Academic or language student
6. Alien with extraordinary ability
7. Alien in transit
8. Internationally recognized alien
9. Other

May 08, 2012

Sea Crush

Definition: A crush on someone. A crush you haven't had in a long long time. It happens next to the sea. Quite and happy. Sometimes sounds like the waves. Nothing needs to be done. Or said. It has to be soaked in. You're allowed to have it when you're 25.

I have a Sea Crush at the moment. And it feels soo good!


April 30, 2012

A friend of mine

had a boy friend but made out with new boy.
New boy gave love bite.
We asked her to hide it with foundation/turtle neck/scarf.
She had other plans.
She made boyfriend believe he gave her that hickey!

April 28, 2012

April 22, 2012

Things you can do in Bombay and not in Delhi

1. You can sit by the sea at the end of the day.

2. You can sit by the sea and vent all your frustrations

3. If you have nothing to do you can just sit by the sea

4. You can sit by the sea, have bhutta, chai, chuski and kulfi and not blow up money at an expensive restaurant.

5. You can sit by the sea and talk/ not talk for hours

6. You can sit by the sea, feel the wind in your hair and watch the waves go crazy

7. You can sit by the sea and make memories

Yes the sea makes you cheesey!

PS. Of course you can do this in any other city which has the sea but not Delhi

April 18, 2012

For four years now

I have been asked a zillion times:

Do you like Delhi more or Bombay?

And every time I just want to say

GET OVER IT GUYS!


April 07, 2012

A boy I met


rates cities according to the number of McDonalds outlets they have.

April 05, 2012

A girl I know


throws her bags from her second floor balcony because she doesn't like lugging them down the staircase.

When friends grow in front of your eyes

A guitarist who became a designer who became a writer,
has recently written this:

http://pureslush.webs.com/afall.htm