Dear Friend,
You are going psycho in the summer if you consume any of the following on a daily basis:
1. Aam Panna
2. Mango Milk Shake
3. Mango flavored TANG
4. Fruity
5. Cut mangoes with vanilla ice cream
6. Plain cut mangoes
7. Mango Duet ice cream
8. Aam ka achar!
You are also a summer psycho is you do any of the following:
1. Enter the ATM for a quick AC blast when your friend has to withdraw money
2. Only travel by the Red AC bus and Delhi Metro
3. Make tan patterns on your feet and arms (with wrist watches, half/no sleeve tshirts, shoe straps etc)
4. Wear socks and gloves to prevent a tan
5. Enthusiastically wake up in the middle of the night to fill water in your cooler.
6. Go for a swim knowing very well that you'll bang into a zillion people in the pool
7. Constantly crib about how hot it is (Ha! You do the same in the winter)
Do me a favor. Listen to this. You'll feel better :)
Love
Summer Psychoanalyst
You are going psycho in the summer if you consume any of the following on a daily basis:
1. Aam Panna
2. Mango Milk Shake
3. Mango flavored TANG
4. Fruity
5. Cut mangoes with vanilla ice cream
6. Plain cut mangoes
7. Mango Duet ice cream
8. Aam ka achar!
You are also a summer psycho is you do any of the following:
1. Enter the ATM for a quick AC blast when your friend has to withdraw money
2. Only travel by the Red AC bus and Delhi Metro
3. Make tan patterns on your feet and arms (with wrist watches, half/no sleeve tshirts, shoe straps etc)
4. Wear socks and gloves to prevent a tan
5. Enthusiastically wake up in the middle of the night to fill water in your cooler.
6. Go for a swim knowing very well that you'll bang into a zillion people in the pool
7. Constantly crib about how hot it is (Ha! You do the same in the winter)
Do me a favor. Listen to this. You'll feel better :)
Love
Summer Psychoanalyst
10 comments:
mango duet!!!!!!
Rooh Afza flavoured chilled milk :)
and thank you for honouring my reader request!
Aamras
thanks guys. thanks a lot. (scowl).
you know how many mangoes have crossed my path this year? so few that i counted them and then named them.
(pathetic. must move to country with greater demand for mangoes)
For sp: this post wasn't meant to do what it has done. I should have remembered your post about mangoes! I'm sorry. Please take back your sarcastic thanks.
For Anand: How can I not homour such requests. They are rare but delightful!
*honour
o ho. i'm not being sarcastic. and i love posts about mangoes. i enjoy the chance to complain in the comments again and again about the same thing.
you must not take my joy at grousing away by taking it seriously.
awesome. i strictly refuse to consume anything mango. YAY I AM THE ONLY NON-PSYCHO HERE :D
Dead oofya,
I don't think you're meant for the summer psycho test. There are other types as well. I could make one exclusively for you!
*dear (lol)
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