April 30, 2012

A friend of mine

had a boy friend but made out with new boy.
New boy gave love bite.
We asked her to hide it with foundation/turtle neck/scarf.
She had other plans.
She made boyfriend believe he gave her that hickey!

April 22, 2012

Things you can do in Bombay and not in Delhi

1. You can sit by the sea at the end of the day.

2. You can sit by the sea and vent all your frustrations

3. If you have nothing to do you can just sit by the sea

4. You can sit by the sea, have bhutta, chai, chuski and kulfi and not blow up money at an expensive restaurant.

5. You can sit by the sea and talk/ not talk for hours

6. You can sit by the sea, feel the wind in your hair and watch the waves go crazy

7. You can sit by the sea and make memories

Yes the sea makes you cheesey!

PS. Of course you can do this in any other city which has the sea but not Delhi

April 18, 2012

For four years now

I have been asked a zillion times:

Do you like Delhi more or Bombay?

And every time I just want to say

GET OVER IT GUYS!


April 07, 2012

A boy I met


rates cities according to the number of McDonalds outlets they have.

April 05, 2012

A girl I know


throws her bags from her second floor balcony because she doesn't like lugging them down the staircase.

When friends grow in front of your eyes

A guitarist who became a designer who became a writer,
has recently written this:

http://pureslush.webs.com/afall.htm