PIKA MIKA

[Ram Ram]

SHE: Surba! Woh kausna gaana aata tha 'pardesi pardesi saath chhod jaoge'?

ME: Dadu kaunsa?

SHE: Woh jo Urmil sunke roti thi?

ME: Hmmmm...tum toh thehere pardesi, saath kya nibhaoge?

CUT TO

ME sings:  'tum toh thehere pardesi, saath kya nibhaoge!
subah peheli gaadi se, ghar ko laut jaoge'

SHE sings: tum toh thehere pardesi...ghar chale jaoge!

ME: Jaoge nahi dadu, ghar laut jaoge!

SHE: Haan haan. Kiska gaana hai? PIKA PIKA?

ME: PIKA kaun hai?

SHE: Arre woh jo jisne gaana gaya hai. pardesi chale jaoge!

ME: PIKA? hahahahahahaha. Dadu PIKA nahi MIKA. Mika toh acha singer hai

SHE: MIKA? Nahi. PIKA!

ME: Nahi dadi MIKA. Chalo kuch nahi hota. PIKA MIKA same hai

SHE: Acha! MIKA hoga

CUT TO

15 minutes later. ME siting in the room looking at the computer screen

SHE enters

SHE: Surba. uska naam MIKA nahi hai.

ME: PIKA toh bilkul nahi hai dadu!

SHE: Uska naam. Altaf Raja hai!

And then suddenly Altaf Raja's face appeared before ME's face.
And she immediately youtubed the song.

ME: Hey Dadu! Thanks for bringing the legend back into my life!

This one's for you dadu!

SHE: Shakal toh dikha uski!